nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

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rustyboots:

"Heroin What-If-There-Are-Ghosts-In-My-Garden"

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condommodel:

STOP

condommodel:

STOP

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dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

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"Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
— My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)
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psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

image

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

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crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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