the rise and fall
im thankful for punk rock and mashed potatoes
reasons to date me
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
Why am I awake who summoned me
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this
"what did u do all day?"
Do bananas float?
Yes. Yes they do.